theblackship:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

is that what i think it is

(Source: lolgifs.net, via blaiseit420)

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via feministcyborg)

dreadpiratecrowley:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

hey look, it’s the cat in the hat

dreadpiratecrowley:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

hey look, it’s the cat in the hat

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via blaiseit420)

queenbroslob:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety

(via ruskiiee)

(Source: sdzoo, via twolou)

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
True story.

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.

True story.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via twolou)

thaxted:

moniquill:

universalequalityisinevitable:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

#I’m not saying we should cull all alpha broskis      #but…     

I am. I’m gonna go ahead and say that.

It’s kind of a cheesy Jewel quote, but I love it: “What we call human nature in actuality is human habit.”

(via twolou)

starllex:

Fuck you ernie

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via blaiseit420)

foxjump:

Conan O’Brien with a coyote pup.

(via twolou)