anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

(via ruskiiee)

leothedandelion:

isleh-cesyle:

this makes me feel things

Oh my goodness this is the best work of art I’ve seen in a very long time

(Source: f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s)

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via twolou)

theblackship:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

is that what i think it is

(Source: lolgifs.net, via blaiseit420)

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via feministcyborg)

dreadpiratecrowley:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

hey look, it’s the cat in the hat

dreadpiratecrowley:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

hey look, it’s the cat in the hat

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via blaiseit420)

queenbroslob:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety

(via ruskiiee)

(Source: sdzoo, via twolou)

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
True story.

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.

True story.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via twolou)